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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2004|11:50 am]
emily
Scene I:

Emily is flipping through a yearbook from the mid-nineties.
"His name is Pascal? That's awful..."
"There's all these incestual Italian families in Hamden. Hey look it's Albert Oneto."

Emily should be studying for her math test but instead she's sitting and wasting her time looking at the senior section.

In an unrelated story, yours truly still hasn't done her Hedda Gabbler paper (I bet I spelled that wrong) but who cares.

she thinks the current events clipping part is cool. and as she notes, we have one in the back.

Emily, reminiscing as we oogle over the picture of Ben Schaefer, remembers her best family friend is really hot and doing teach for america.mmmm.

"fucking look at this girl right here"

I look

"satan. right?"

p.s., "why the fuck do we even have a badminton team?"

ben fairbank's sister was really pretty back in the day.

Em is growing nostalgic thinking about all these people who were friends with some Abramson girl.

Back in the day there were white people on the basketball team
"yeah, thats why they lost all the time"

this is a very uneventful entry. i apologize for the lack of substance, but its a very quiet day in terms of hilarity.

well, thats it for now.

p.s., check out www.livejournal.com/users/crop_this

thats all for now kiddies
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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2004|11:49 am]
emily
scene:

emily is sitting next to me. sipping her raspberry peach snapple as she checks the Wash U. website. "everytime it snows they cancel the ski trip", she sneezes. "how is that possible? i dont get it". she thinks wash u. is pretty. too bad her mom is the one applying.

she breaks off the snapple tab in juvenile fashion

"UH OH I GOT A J"

scene 2:

NOOOO!!! she screams. j will be the first name of her..something. husband. right.

UH OH!

laughter ensues.

this is just another day in the life of emily horowitz. pronunciation?

whore-awitz?
harawitz?
hairy tits?

right now, emily is exploring her options at the office of undergraduate admissions.

WE WANT YOU...TO VISIT!

i suppose her mom will be taking a trip to st. louis soon.

well, i think thats it.

she slurps. another entry is done.
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2004|11:41 am]
emily
this is the first day of emily's livejournal. she doesn't want to write in it.

EVER.

i made her do this because i was bored and wanted to distract her from doing the work she was supposed to be doing- now im going to feel the wrath of the vindictive bitch!

so peace out!

love,
dafna

P.S. emily really isnt a bitch- she just needs a little love.
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